I can’t help but notice, pare!

So boring today mga pare that’s why I decided na lang to sleep all day since pagod din naman ako sa work. Jologs nga lang what happened on my way home kasi nung nasa bus na ako, there’s this girl na lagi kong nakakasabay. She’s not hot naman [again, she’s not hot], well in fact, sobrang laki kaya ng eyes nya. She’s mejo tomboy-ish pa kumilos, which is okay naman kasi girl on girl action naman looks good pero kung jologs naman the face ng girl, uhm, wag na lang.

Anyway, pare, about this girl nga, always ko na lang sya nakakasabay. And tropa pala sya nung conductor nung bus. Eh what the hell naman talaga diba? Tapos always pa syang nakaupo sa dulo ng bus, which is my hotspot. So sometimes, nagkakatabi pa kami.

I can’t help but notice her malaking eyes, dude. Sobrang laki na its nakakatakot na talaga. Tapos her noo pa is matambok, which made her look like an alien na nanggaling not from outer space but from smoky mountain. It reminds me tuloy of my classmate nung highschool named AILEEN GALIDO. Big eyes, tambok ng noo, as in super ugly, mga pare. And one thing is for sure, virgin pa rin sya hanggang ngayon. Well, duh. As if someone out there naman will have sex with her, diba?

Like, dude, c’mon. Use naman your brain if you’re gonna have sex with some ugly girl diba? Better make pasagasa na lang sa MRT than spending a night with her. Kahit na you cover her face with magazine, with Angel Locsin’s picture, it won’t help talaga.

Anyway, enough na nga with this bullshit. Nawawalan ako ng gana. I’ll talk to you guys later.