Homer Simpson Quotes
February 24, 2010
Bored. So I decided to post some of my favorite Homer Simpson Quotes I found online. Enjoy!
• “Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
• “Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say… This stinks!”
• “Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”
• “Don’t mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.”
• “If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers!”
• “All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say ‘Yo Goober! Where’s the meat!?’. I’m trying to impress people here Lisa. You don’t win friends with salad.”
• “Yes, honey…Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.”
• “Don’t worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep…in a giant blender.”
• “Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!”
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