I’m back! …i guess

Hello, people! I’m back! Its been forever kaya since I updated this blog, like feb 2011 pa. Someone asked me kasi to revive this blog eh. I’m not sure, just thought I’d give it a try. So how are you guys? Feel free naman to share some kwentos. I miss my readers kaya lalo na the mababahong orcs na mahirap na nakatira near the riles ng train. Bitch.

I’ve been pretty good! Nothing special naman but you know, shopping, kain sa labas, coffee, massage lang. Unlike the mababahong tanginang bullfrogs na hanggang nescafe 3-in1 lang ang kaya. Anyway, I have this kwento pala. Just some tanginang moment that I’d like to share. Its about our yaya. I won’t name her nalang to protect her identity - uhm, you know what, scratch that, pare. I’ll name her. That bitch. Her name is Rose. She’s our yaya when my kapatid was bata pa. Anyway, she was like pa-sosyal na yaya trying to be like one of us. Eh her kili-kili kaya sobrang dark like mas dark pa pag walang kuryente. And the libag - grabe, you can make tanim na some kamote.

So anyway, I never liked her. So I talked to my kuya to make hingi some advice para mapalayas sya. Kasi naman,pare, she’s like nakatambay lang sa garden with her hardinerong boyfriend not doig her job na as a yaya. So I put kaya my phone sa lalagyan nya ng dirty basahan-like clothes nya and i put it pa on loud speaker. I acted like nawawala ang phone ko - So pina ring ko sya. My acting was so good mas I think mas magaling pa ako kay Coco Martin. So my phone rang and I told my Mama na she made nakaw ng handset - then boom - she was sent off na. That bitch.

Anyway, thats my Yaya’s story. 

Laters xx