Pussy! and my xmas wishlist (:

Shit, pare. Don’t be fooled by the title, you horny bastard. Its about the cats sa labas. Its 03:34AM na and I can’t sleep talaga. Badtrip kasi the cats outside eh. They’re making this parang-umiiyak-na-bata sound which is kinda scary I can’t sleep tuloy. I’m not really scared naman. Konti lang. I know naman na mas scary naman yung face of our ugly kapit bahays eh. 

Anyway, Christmas is malapit na talaga. Are you done shopping na ba? I have so many things to buy and I’d like to share them with you. Feel free to share yours too. You know naman siguro how to leave a comment diba. I mean, you’re not like our yaya before na sobrang bobita. I only have three wishes. So yeah, here goes.

ARMY TANK:

This one’s number one on my list! I’d like to get an army tank talaga for Christmas so I can make sagasa na the bahays our our kapitbahays. I’m so mabait talaga. I’ll make sagasa lang naman their bahay for one reason eh. For them to move to a new house na. 

 POISON IVY

Second on my list! Poison Ivy Plants! You know naman how much I love Mother Earth diba so I’m giving these poisonus plants to my kapit bahays. Its for their own good na din naman. Let them experience na mangati ang skin nila kasi we all know naman na they are sanay na sa dirty areas so wala na talagang effect ang dirty things sa skin nila. Let them experience naman how us, kutis-mayayamang people, itches when a mahirap makes dikit their skin to us. 

 AND FINALLY!!! *drumrolls*

SPACE SHUTTLE

 Simple lang naman the reason why I want a space shuttle this Christmas. Para I can give a one way ticket to all my mahihirap and annoying na kapit bahays a trip to outer space. Its one way ticket nga lang para din naman yun for them to create na lang their own community outside planet Earth. Is for them naman talaga to have their own cirque diba. Instead of them making halubilo to us and we all know naman na its not bagay.

 Anyway, I have to sleep na. Its late na rin kasi eh and the cats outside stopped na.

Don’t forget to share your Christmas wishlist!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!