Homer Simpson Quotes
February 24, 2010
Bored. So I decided to post some of my favorite Homer Simpson Quotes I found online. Enjoy!
• “Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
• “Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say… This stinks!”
• “Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”
• “Don’t mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.” (more…)
