Life's a BITCH, pare. So learn how to FUCK it!

Friday Madness

uno — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 04:35:00 +0000

It's 4:22AM and I'm still gising! Yay! Well, I'm bored. So yeah. Haha.

When you see this shit delightfully glowing under the sun, you know what to do. Grab a chair , light a cigarette, and relax. Friday afternoon is the best way to chillax with your friends. Find a great place, relax, and laugh like there's no tomorrow...astig.

Sooooo yeah. Next week is last week na for PST. I'm kinda excited and scared at the same time. But I know na kaya yan ng Wave 13! Haha!

Gone for the weekend

uno — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:54:00 +0000

random picture...very random :-)

Hello, Philippines and hello Saturday and Sunday :)

Finally! I can say goodbye to my Five "FRENEMIES!" Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, I'll see you guys next week! :-) Weekend is finally here! Time flies fast when you're having loads of fun! I had a great and tiring week. It was fun because I was able to meet new friends. Too bad nga lang kasi we also had to say goodbye to Rain and Lyn because [I THINK] they didn't pass the validation for CCT. Everyone was hoping na sana walang bumagsak. It was such a very unpleasant event. But good thing is, I can spend a worry-free weekend!

Homer Simpson Quotes

uno — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:56:00 +0000

Bored. So I decided to post some of my favorite Homer Simpson Quotes I found online. Enjoy!

• "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

• "Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"

• "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

• "Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."

.....MENIRAL? WHAT THE FUCK?!

uno — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:12:00 +0000

Welcome to Maja Village in Dila, Sta. Rosa, Laguna. Where 90% of Maja's population is jologs. Like everywhere you go, pare, you'll find something that will make you think na, "hey, is it just me, or there's something wrong with this place?" Imagine naman kasi living malapit lang sa public cemetery. No wonder most of the people here looks like patay na nabuhay lang. Maybe they were the ones na nasa "Thriller" video ni Michael Jackson [Oh may your soul NOT rest in peace beecause you really scared me when I was just little]. So nakakatakot na nga because malapit lang sa public cemetery yung village namin, and the tao here pa are parang patay na nabuhay lang, they really should've auditioned sa dawn of the living dead movie.

I can't help but notice, pare!

uno — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:53:00 +0000

So boring today mga pare that's why I decided na lang to sleep all day since pagod din naman ako sa work. Jologs nga lang what happened on my way home kasi nung nasa bus na ako, there's this girl na lagi kong nakakasabay. She's not hot naman [again, she's not hot], well in fact, sobrang laki kaya ng eyes nya. She's mejo tomboy-ish pa kumilos, which is okay naman kasi girl on girl action naman looks good pero kung jologs naman the face ng girl, uhm, wag na lang.

Probinsyano? ...or PROBINSYANO!!!

uno — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:44:00 +0000

Ok, pare. I'm here sa Ayala and its fucking raining real hard talaga. I didn't bring my payong pa naman [err..as if i have one. but for formality's sake, sige i didn't bring nga my payong]. Additional JOLOGS POINT kasi if you have payong, diba? I mean, you're wearing your CK pants and Armani shirt, tapos may payong? That makes you, uhm, JOLOGS-er, right?

So...now's the time that my blog nga pala should upgrade. Parang pokemon lang, madaming experience so need na talaga mag evolve. Same thing pa rin, new look lang and bad-ass posts. Like you don't know me. =]

So I was with my officemate kanina just outside our office, taking our beloved yosibreak. Traffic so we can see all the vehicles na dumadaan. Then there was this bus, and may pasahero na nakadungaw sa window, na kung makatingin sa mga buildings sa Ayala, it was like first time nya... He acted like a real probinsyano. *clap clap* Bravo. Hooray. It was so clear na back to where he came from, all he can see were bundoks and trees, and baku-bakong daan. Bumalik na lang sana sya form where he came from so he plant his favorite kamote.

Darn. Ubos na yosi namin ni office mate ko. And our beloved fifteen-minute yosi break's finally over.

Time to go back to work, now, dude. See 'ya.